Riddle

Fast asleep I am,

Golden treasure am I.

Asleep in a beige cocoon,

Until opened I lie

You and your children consume me,

I am loved greatly.

What am I:

Answer: A peanut

Spring

The flowers are wakening,

Springtime is here!

Everywhere there is life

And plenty of cheer.

The sky's finally blue,

Except when April showers.

Afterward there are

Dozens of May flowers.

Springtime's a season 

For pollen and sneezes,

Pollen all over

From the ground to the treeses.

Still even for that

I thank the Creator

Of spring I will never

Be a hater!

Kittens

Eyes so big and fur so soft,

Playful, cute, and sweet.

Though it may make some 

Sneeze and cough,

Playing with kittens is a treat!

Rain

Raindrops falling 

Like tiny diamonds

Clouds as grey as slate.

If you are driving

Anywhere,

You will probably be late.

Nonsense

Have you ever,

ever wondered,

Why the sky isn't green?

Why sidewalks

Have cracks between?

Why cats meow

Instead of bark?

 Why there's a moon

When it's dark?

Why cars don't fly?

And we wave to say "bye"?

Don't ask me,

Cuz' I don't know.

That's why I wrote this poem.



My Fat Kitty

I have a fat kitty with a fluffy tail,
And if I don't feed him, he will send up a wail.
He will nip me and trip me,
And then I will slip, me.
My naughty fat kitty with a fluffy tail.

Play With Me?

Play with me?

No.

Climb a tree?

No.

Buzz like a bee?

No.

Why?

Because.

What?

I.

Huh?

Don't.

Mmm?

Wanna.

Hi?

Play.

Why?