If you go down the lane tonight,
With a great big pumpkin moon.
When it's dark and creepy, without any light.
And the wind goes Hoooooooo!
And the ghosts in your head go eeek!
And the shadows all come near.
In your throat, there's a coming shriek.
And your shaking all over with fear.
When you go back home to bed.
With a pillow to rest your head.
And everything is scary again.
Just remember,
It's all in your imaginative head.
Don't run screaming out of bed.
Just remember what I said.
It's probably something you read.